Users of this website agree to be bound by these Terms of Use and Copyright, and agree that in the event of legal action the venue shall be the State of Oklahoma, USA or other venue at the option of the Owner. You may further choose be bound in any number of other ways and with any number of other materials including but not limited to velvet rope, velcro, sisal, hemp cord, nylons, duct tape, leather straps, baling wire, chains or rubber strips, as your own tastes dictate. Entirely up to you. And I wouldn't dismiss the velcro out of hand.
Copyright
The Michaelfire.com website ("website" or "site"), its template graphics, computer code and text is © 2009
by Michael Christopher, Owner of the website ("Owner"). Individual works or art, engineering and other intellectual property materials ("works") are copyright protected by the Owner on their date of origin as noted. All rights are reserved. No use may be made of any copyright protected materials including but not limited to pages of this site and art works contained in them without prior written consent from the Owner, or at minimum, a friendly email. All works displayed within this website are copyright protected; lack, unavailability or omission of a copyright statement or error in a copyright statement for a specific work does not indicate that the work is not copyright protected nor does it indicate intentional omission by the Owner or the waiver or conveyance of any right.
Acceptable Use of the Michaelfire Website
The site may be freely browsed and enjoyed within the computer software context provided. Any other use is prohibited without the prior permission of the Owner. Neither any part of the site nor the works contained in it may not be copied for saving, use, storage or other application without prior written permission of the Owner. All rights in the Web pages of Michaelfire.com are hereby reserved by the Owner. Any attempt to alter, hinder, vandalize, publicly snigger at, damage, interrupt service of or "hack" this website is prohibited and will result in publication of the IP address and other pertinent information of the offender to appropriate authorities and to bodies engaged in disseminating such information to the public, and the asshole's karma will be debited with extreme prejudice.
Privacy Statement
Michaelfire.com does not collect any information from visitors or visitors' computers. Visitors' IP addresses are collected incidentally by the server on which the site is hosted in order to serve content requested by visitors to display site content within their browsers and when they click a link requesting further content. That's just the way a web browser works, and there's nothing anybody can do about it. The site does not use this information for any other purtpose nor does it share this information with anyone except for the server maintenance provider, Rackspace. The site maintains a policy that refuses to disclose visitors' IP addresses unless compelled to by a lawful order of a court of the United States, and then only if criminal or civil legal action is threatened and imminent, and then only if they talk very very nicely, and then only if the Owner is peeing his pants in panic. The site makes no promise of notice should such disclosure be forthcoming, whether or not within the conceivable, actual or proven power of the site. Visitors use the site at their own risk, but what else is new. This is the internet. One is scarcely in Kansas anymore.
Disclaimer
Michaelfire.com provides links and pointers to internet sites, information and other systems of tubes maintained by third parties. The Owner does not operate or control in any respect any information, products or services on sites or facilities belonging to third-parties. The materials in this site and third-party sites are provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed, implied or slurred loose-lipped at parties. To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, the Owner disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and freedom from disease.
In no event shall the Owner be liable for any damages whatsoever, and in particular shall not be liable for special, indirect, consequential, or incidental damage, or lost profits, loss of revenue, or loss of use, arising out of or related to the site or the information contained in it, whether such damage arises in contract, negligence, tort, under statute, in equity, at law or otherwise. Fat lot it would net you anyway.
This site may contain images or other materials that some persons may find offensive or objectionable. As a public service, pertinent pages contain code designed to alert known Net Nanny software of content of a nature which may cause puritanical persons to experience something that they really ought to just get over, but no promises. Use of this site constitutes the user's statement that the user finds neither nudity, nor discussions of sexuality, nor the delectably profane, nor eroticism, nor, for that matter, ill-advised attempts at humor or this brown and pink color palette, offensive or objectionable and that the user has the right to possess such materials in the user's community. In a nutshell, everyone here is, and must behave as if one is an actual grownup living in a grownup town.
Contact
To contact the Owner of this site for any reason, please use the information provided here. Love ya!